Без перевода.

I am so very tired and my cat is so very awake..all wide eyed and moist-nosed.

I've had 2 hours sleep! And yet I did so many things today. An exam, (MACBETH YOU BASTARD HEAD.) drinks with uni people, (I know..what?), went to Preston to watch Jordans film with Lauren, and stole lots of free wine. Delicious wine! Mmmm..

Oh the exam was fine by the way. They always are - I'm good at exams, not so good at deadlines haha. Even a shuddering moment of Macbeth sillyness couldn't hinder my joy. Oh and I didn't sniff and cough and splutter like what usually happens in exams. No swine flu here!

The only bad thing that happened was the following sentence.

"Macbeth is disenfranchised by the ghost of Banquo" ...

WHAT. At least I didn't make some joke that the character BANQUO was haunting a BANQUET. Ha ha ha ha it is the same sort of letters. Mirth. Achieved.

I do apologise if all of the above is utter linguistic twattery.

I am a tired lady, who will not sleep early - I'll do that when I'm dead. That's what the cool clubbing kids of our generation say, yes? Of course I pretend that I am not of that generation when I truely am.

I need an apple. You hear that superlative? NEED. They wake you up better than coffee.

Go team conscious!