A poem about Youtube

Welcome to Youtube.com!
Click here to make your own personal account!
On Youtube.com!
Click here to upload a ridiculous amount
On Youtube.com!
Of videos of you doing things of worth!
At Youtube.com!
Or perhaps you’d just perfer to surf
At Youtube.com!
Our extensive repertoire of 10 minute wonders
Our brilliant selection tearing you asunder
Anyone can upload, anyone can cop a load
Of this and that and some of those
At Youtube.com!

Look! It’s an ugly lady singing like a pretty lady!
Five star rating! Maybe leave a comment
“That videos a little bit shady
And the sounds out of sync, love Tom, Kent

Not to worry! Just dislike his comment!
Little thumbs down button, click, I win!
That’s what you get - Tom comma Kent!
Now watch my 4 year old play the violin!

Two star rating! Look! It’s a cat playing a keyboard!
Much better combination of cute things playing music
Five star rating! No! Four! Three! BORED.
At 1 minute 4 watch my drunk friend be sick!

Ha ha ha…that is very amusing to me.
Four star rating! Look it’s that gig I went to last night
Complete with shaky camera and awful quality
But that‘s the BACK OF MY HEAD, so that deserves the right

For a five star rating!
At Youtube.com!
Who’s next for a slating?
At Youtube.com
Look! That man is half tree!
At Youtube.com
Quantity over quality
At Youtube.com
Watch that man fall over!
Listen to Champagne Supernova
Swoon over Maria Shapalova
See me and my friend in Maldova!
At Youtube.com

Subscribe to my video channel! “Okay!”
Swear to it! Sign it in blood!
I don’t care if your arms’ pleading Homo Fuge
To my recollection you PROMISED you would!

One star rating. Oh that is very rich
Just because I left you a nasty comment
You thought you’d act like a complete bitch!
I’m unsubscribing to you Tom from Kent!
I think I’m going to go outside…
NO! Youtube.com demands you stay
Watch videos of ’outside’ inside!
Homo fuge! Homo fuge!

Do not leave your computer screen
Do not heave your entire being
Look at all the things you haven’t seen
Look at all the things you should be seeing!

At Youtube.com!
Watch Suddam Hussein DIE
At Youtube.com
Watch a man bake a pie!
At Youtube.com
Watch an episode of Dallas
At Youtube.com
Comment it with malice!
At Youtube.com
Do not sign out, no - not yet
Pledge allegiance to the internet
Look at the dog play bass clarinet!
Watch Christopher Walken play Russian Roulette
It’s all here! It’s all on!
It’s all free, it’s not a con
LOOK AT OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN
On
On
On
YOUTUBE.Com.